In Into the Night (1985) colossal drip Jeff Goldblum takes 110 minutes to drive Michelle Pfeiffer around LA, while she plays the least believeable jewel thief since Charles Grodin’s team…
It’s the future! Bulky, slow-moving robots make spaghetti for humans! And Gene Simmons has left the Kiss Army to command a murderous swarm of spider machines! Can Tom Selleck save us? Find…
Horror movie fans often have trouble explaining their genre love to non-fans, but now they don’t need to. They can just give the skeptic a copy of Jason Zinoman’s Shock Value: How a Few…
Siegfried Animated Trailer
by Pendragon Imageworks
based on french comic book Siegfried by Darguard
Little Big War
by Wolf Smoke
Don’t be suckered into Cobra (1986) just because Stallone’s special section of the police department is called the “Zombie Squad.” Not only is it zombieless, it features no cobras or…
Some noodlehead heard the urban legend of The Philadelphia Experiment (1984) and saw it as a film, which is why Michael Pare wanders the 1980s in 1940s sweater vests muttering and…
In 1986′s Making Mr. Right (another This-Robot-Is-More-Human-Than-Humans! movie) Ann Magnuson is charmed by the childlike innocence of a bewigged John Malkovich walking into walls and…
We saw so many movies with my dad on our weekend visits that sometimes we ran out of things we wanted to see and just took what we could get. And that’s how we ended up in the Elmwood…
A couple of weeks ago, at a Rooftop Films screening, I had the pleasure of seeing Jenn E. Norton‘s Wee Requiem, a short film in which the death of a mouse becomes an occasion for a…
